Here’s everything you could ever hope to learn about Mickey’s Kitchen, Disney’s failed attempt at offering fast food to the masses.

As “The Happiest Place on Earth,” Disney World touts itself as a haven of magic, awe, and creativity. Disney has gone to great pains to transform its park into the most innovative and magical theme park ever, so this isn’t simply fancy PR speak or a catchy tagline. Even the food at the restaurants and from the street vendors has been carefully made to “increase the experience.”